狐狸小姐可称得上是一位大美人，一张标准的到三角脸，尖尖的下巴，再配上一双迷死人不偿命的眼睛，十个见过她的男人，九个都得陷进去。就因为这，她的日子过的可滋润了，这还用说，很多人都抢着帮她干活嘛，这不，来公司不久就被提升了，至于别人嘛，这就难喽，不要说升职了，就是做了十年想跟老板说说加点薪水，老板总是说，“还加什么？你不是已经封顶了？”“唉，没办法，看来我们只能去韩国整容啦。”
Fox is definitely a beauty by anyone’s standards, a sharp chin and flirtatious eyes on her inverted triangular face. Nine out of ten men would be seduced and rendered helpless on meeting her! That’s why she has been enjoying a very easy life as so many men will volunteer to help. Further more, she rapidly gained promotion soon after joining the company. But others who had already worked more than 10 years could not even get an increment let alone a promotion. “What increment are you expecting? I thought you had already reached your ceiling?” That was the answer given by the boss when these people asked. “Ay, looks like we also have to go to South Korea to do plastic surgery.”
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
熊猫 / Panda
熊猫是超级稀有品种,据说真正野生的熊猫不超过1000只,正因为这样,熊猫小姐从一出世便享受特权,如拥有津贴啦,考大学加分啦,在考公务时享有给他们留出的比例啦等等.在这种环境下长大的熊猫小姐,自然毫无竞争力。学习成绩超烂，却丝毫不影响她入主名牌大学，工作能力极逊，却成了国际珍稀动物保护委员会的秘书长，没办法，谁让人家占了两条，稀有品种且还是女性。看来别人只有羡慕的份啦。
The Panda is indeed a rare species. It is said that the number of true wild pandas was less than 1000. Because of this, Miss Panda has enjoyed special privileges since she was born. For example, having special incentives, less marks being required for university entrance, a reserved quota specially for her when taking the civil servants examinations, etc. Having grown up in such an environment, she had become totally incompetent. How could she? Although her results were extremely poor, she was still able to go on to a top university. Although she was not capable, it was not enough to prevent her from becoming the general secretary for the National Rare Species Preservation Association. What to do? She is a rare species as well as being a female. Other people have nothing else to do but envy her good fortune......
The Panda is indeed a rare species. It is said that the number of true wild pandas was less than 1000. Because of this, Miss Panda has enjoyed special privileges since she was born. For example, having special incentives, less marks being required for university entrance, a reserved quota specially for her when taking the civil servants examinations, etc. Having grown up in such an environment, she had become totally incompetent. How could she? Although her results were extremely poor, she was still able to go on to a top university. Although she was not capable, it was not enough to prevent her from becoming the general secretary for the National Rare Species Preservation Association. What to do? She is a rare species as well as being a female. Other people have nothing else to do but envy her good fortune......
Tigress / 母老虎
母老虎精明强干，事业有成，然而转眼便成了黄金剩女，眼看着婚姻遥遥无期，她只得叹了一口气，无奈地走进了婚姻介绍所。“欲觅得一位身体强壮，善于捕食的郎君。”工作人员面露难色，“姐姐有所不知，由于转基因食品的侵害，这类的公老虎已成了稀世珍品。不过以姐姐的身手，找啥样的伴侣还不是日子过得红红火火的，随便找一个不就成了，何必较那劲？”母老虎听罢，长叹了一口气，“唉，以这般基因传下去，我恐怕是过了曾祖母的年龄也无法退休啦。”无语。。。
写给天下所有的虎姐虎妹们.
Tigress is smart, capable and successful in her career. Time flies. She missed her golden chance of getting married. Finally she has to walk into a match making agency with a sigh. “I wish to find a strong, a good hunter.” The officer there said,” You know, due to the harmful effect of genetically modified food, these kinds of tiger are now becoming a rare and endangered species. But such a capable person as you are, no matter what kind of mate you are marrying, you will still be able to live a wonderful and fulfilling life. Why worry?” After having heard this, the tigress sighed again,” With such inferior genes being passed down, I’m afraid I cannot retire even when I pass great grandma’s age.”
Silence….
写给天下所有的虎姐虎妹们.
Tigress is smart, capable and successful in her career. Time flies. She missed her golden chance of getting married. Finally she has to walk into a match making agency with a sigh. “I wish to find a strong, a good hunter.” The officer there said,” You know, due to the harmful effect of genetically modified food, these kinds of tiger are now becoming a rare and endangered species. But such a capable person as you are, no matter what kind of mate you are marrying, you will still be able to live a wonderful and fulfilling life. Why worry?” After having heard this, the tigress sighed again,” With such inferior genes being passed down, I’m afraid I cannot retire even when I pass great grandma’s age.”
Silence….
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