母老虎精明强干，事业有成，然而转眼便成了黄金剩女，眼看着婚姻遥遥无期，她只得叹了一口气，无奈地走进了婚姻介绍所。“欲觅得一位身体强壮，善于捕食的郎君。”工作人员面露难色，“姐姐有所不知，由于转基因食品的侵害，这类的公老虎已成了稀世珍品。不过以姐姐的身手，找啥样的伴侣还不是日子过得红红火火的，随便找一个不就成了，何必较那劲？”母老虎听罢，长叹了一口气，“唉，以这般基因传下去，我恐怕是过了曾祖母的年龄也无法退休啦。”无语。。。
写给天下所有的虎姐虎妹们.
Tigress is smart, capable and successful in her career. Time flies. She missed her golden chance of getting married. Finally she has to walk into a match making agency with a sigh. “I wish to find a strong, a good hunter.” The officer there said,” You know, due to the harmful effect of genetically modified food, these kinds of tiger are now becoming a rare and endangered species. But such a capable person as you are, no matter what kind of mate you are marrying, you will still be able to live a wonderful and fulfilling life. Why worry?” After having heard this, the tigress sighed again,” With such inferior genes being passed down, I’m afraid I cannot retire even when I pass great grandma’s age.”
Silence….
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